Pointless Phone Calls
Call Started
Person1:Hello?
Person2:Hi!
Person1:Is this really who I think it is?
Person2:What did you say?
Person1:I wasn’t talking to you i was talking to my cat.
Person2:I didn’t know you have a cat?
Person1:I don’t
Person1:How did you get my number anyway?
Person2:I looked through my brother’s phone.
Brother: You looked through my phone again?!
Brother:No wonder it was covered in chocolate!!
Person1:Has your brother got his tongue stuck to the freezer again?
Brother:Yes!!!!
Brother:Come give me a hand!!!!
Person2:I can’t I don’t have any hands left!
Brother: Well you do have another hand free don’t you??!
Person2:I’m to lazy!!!!
Person2:Go away!!
Brother:I can’t my tongue is stuck to the freezer!!!
Person2:Who cares!!!!
Brother:I care!!!!
Person2:NO!!!!!
Person2:Too LAZY!!!!
Brother:Fine be like that I don’t care!!!!
Person: Don’t care about you tongue being stuck to the freezer?!!
Brother:I do!
Person2:So why did you say you don’t!!!?!??
Brother:I didn’t!!!!
Person2:You did!!!!
Brother:NO!!!
Person2:Yes you did!
Brother:No!!!!!
Person2:Too LAZY to argue with you!!!!!
Brother then get my some help!!!!
Person2:No too LAZY!!!!!
Brother:Just do it!!!!!
Person2:NOOO!!!!
Person2:I’m talking on the phone!!!!!!!
Brother:No no no! Stop!! Do not close the door!!!
Person2 closes the door.
Person2: Are you still there?
Person2:Hello?????
Person1:What??????
Person2:Oh Hi….!
Person1:I’m busy!!!
Person2:Why? You don’t have time to talk to me?
Person2:What are you busy doing anyway?
Person1:Practicing blinking!!!
Person2:What that is so unnecessary!!!!
Person2:Ha Ha Ha!
Person2:You’re so funny!!!!
Person1:Got to go!
Person2:No!
Person1:Why??
Person2:I wanna talk!!
Person1:About what?
Person2:I don’t know.
5mins later…
Person1:I said Got TO GO!
Person2: no!
Person2:I wanna talk!!!!
Person1:About what????
Person1:GOD!!!!
Brother:Come and help me with this!
Person2:OK!!!!
Person1:BYE!
Person2:Bye!
Person2:Talk to you later!
Person1:As if!
Call Ended 35mins 59secounds