Pointless Phone Calls

Call Started

Person1:Hello?

Person2:Hi!

Person1:Is this really who I think it is?

Person2:What did you say?

Person1:I wasn’t talking to you i was talking to my cat.

Person2:I didn’t know you have a cat?

Person1:I don’t

Person1:How did you get my number anyway?

Person2:I looked through my brother’s phone.

Brother: You looked through my phone again?!

Brother:No wonder it was covered in chocolate!!

Person1:Has your brother got his tongue stuck to the freezer again?

Brother:Yes!!!!

Brother:Come give me a hand!!!!

Person2:I can’t I don’t have any hands left!

Brother: Well you do have another hand free don’t you??!

Person2:I’m to lazy!!!!

Person2:Go away!!

Brother:I can’t my tongue is stuck to the freezer!!!

Person2:Who cares!!!!

Brother:I care!!!!

Person2:NO!!!!!

Person2:Too LAZY!!!!

Brother:Fine be like that I don’t care!!!!

Person: Don’t care about you tongue being stuck to the freezer?!!

Brother:I do!

Person2:So why did you say you don’t!!!?!??

Brother:I didn’t!!!!

Person2:You did!!!!

Brother:NO!!!

Person2:Yes you did!

Brother:No!!!!!

Person2:Too LAZY to argue with you!!!!!

Brother then get my some help!!!!

Person2:No too LAZY!!!!!

Brother:Just do it!!!!!

Person2:NOOO!!!!

Person2:I’m talking on the phone!!!!!!!

Brother:No no no! Stop!! Do not close the door!!!

Person2 closes the door.

Person2: Are you still there?

Person2:Hello?????

Person1:What??????

Person2:Oh Hi….!

Person1:I’m busy!!!

Person2:Why? You don’t have time to talk to me?

Person2:What are you busy doing anyway?

Person1:Practicing blinking!!!

Person2:What that is so unnecessary!!!!

Person2:Ha Ha Ha! 

Person2:You’re so funny!!!!

Person1:Got to go!

Person2:No!

Person1:Why??

Person2:I wanna talk!!

Person1:About what?

Person2:I don’t know.

5mins later…

Person1:I said Got TO GO!

Person2: no!

Person2:I wanna talk!!!!

Person1:About what????

Person1:GOD!!!!

Brother:Come and help me with this!

Person2:OK!!!!

Person1:BYE!

Person2:Bye!

Person2:Talk to you later!

Person1:As if!

Call Ended 35mins 59secounds

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