Q. What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole? 
A. Hot cross bunnies.

Q. What kind of stories do rabbits like best?
A. Ones with hoppy endings.

Q. What do you call a bunny with fleas? 
A. Bugs Bunny!

Q. Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A. Because they don’t want to be nearsighted!